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Great advice from the best place possible, dingy bar bathrooms.

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PRINTS OF THE GREATEST ADVICE

A selection of some of my favorite advice, now available for your own bathroom wall. Printed on fine art archival paper.

THE PRINTS

HELL NO
HELL NO
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I STILL LOVE YOU
I STILL LOVE YOU
$65.00
PANCAKES & SEX
PANCAKES & SEX
$65.00
I DO WHAT I WANT
I DO WHAT I WANT
$65.00
WHISKEY
WHISKEY
$65.00

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I LOVE THIS STUPID FUCKING PLACE
I LOVE THIS STUPID FUCKING PLACE
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PANCAKES & SEX
PANCAKES & SEX
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I MAY BE WRONG BUT I DOUBT IT
I MAY BE WRONG BUT I DOUBT IT
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YOU CAN'T PAINT OVER MY HEART
YOU CAN'T PAINT OVER MY HEART
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I STILL LOVE YOU
I STILL LOVE YOU
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Hell No Neon
Hell No Neon
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